Finally done shoveling. Only about 5 hours total between last night and today.

While shoveling my house, i shoveled out a pizza delivery guy, helped a neighbor, and shoveled out A PLOW! Karma bitches! Bring it!

Only took me a half hour to get home from the mall. Going 10 MPH on rt 7. Thanks non-snow driving asshats of VA. OMG SNOWMAGEDDON PART 2!!

Decidedly undecided.

hat trick!

Booked our beach house in OBX for my birthday week. Sorry Cali, we just aren’t feeling the whole flying with a baby thing.

Let’s go Caps!

Alright, we need to start a chant to help the caps out tonight. LETS GO CAPS!

I’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle.

Just walked past Brooks Laich in the mall.